Thursday, February 3, 2011

I came up with another cuss word in today's Biochemistry class.

- It won't make sense to you unless you understand Urdu/ use urdu swear words-

Don't we all love this subject?

Ten minutes into biochem, with the doctor going on and on about some topic, I suddenly heard her scream 'Bc'.

Mortified, sitting in the last row at the last seat, I was jolted out of my usual ritual of exchanging text messages with my friends and annoying others. So, I looked up and saw this 'bc1' shinning across the Projector screen. The way the word was being echoed across the lecture hall, I half-thought I got teleported to some cussing marathon instead of that biochem lecture I was supposed to endure. Seriously doubting my mental state, I looked at the screen again.

I couldn't help but laugh my ass off. We were studying some 'Cytochrome bc1 complex/ Complex 3'. (Don't ask me what that is, I don't even bother with this subject. Go wikipedia it if you have that pathetic a life.)

Since then Complex 3 has substituted the dire need of using the word 'bc' in my texting.
Immediately, I shot off a text to those 5 people I was conversing with at that moment: 'YOU COMPLEX 3!'

PS: Bc is an urdu slang for those who claim they understand Urdu but still did not get it. Die.

18 comments:

Se2 said...

haha....well girly. It's not a urdu word. It's a hindi word. Or so I thought uptill now anyhow.!

Happy swearing. :P

AcetylCholine said...

It is? I didn't know that. There are a lot of words in urdu that are similar to hindi, so maybe.
Thank you. :P

Unknown said...

hahhahha nido... ur the gurl dude!!!! eye just love u!!! n oh well its such an awsum wrd to discuss =P i men that acetyl cholin complex thingy =P

AcetylCholine said...

Thank you, my biochemish fellow! :P
It is. This subject never fails to amuse me.

A Great Liar said...

Whoops! Unfortunately I do get the drift of it, (in urdu that is). And you seem to be on the roll. Way to go girl!

Ubaid said...

hahahahaha I so love using BC while texting or using MSN per using "complex 3" UGHHH that is ugly :P

Nas said...

LOL! This post has made me realise just how much of an acha bacha I am when it comes to urdu. Meri urdu saaf suthri hai :P. last night while trying to sleep I was thinking about it, and it hit me -_____-.
You are a bad influence on me!

Shari said...

Lolz, Nice substitute, love your style of narration :-D

Nas said...

There's something for you on my blog.
Most recent post.
Have a lovely weekend!
:)

Aseela Haque said...

HAHAHA. I never really use the word BC :( But now I'll try to say it everywhere.

AcetylCholine said...

A Great Liar: I'm so glad you did. Cheers!

Ubaid: Not as classy as the original 'bc' but definitely handy when you want to abuse that bitch you secretly hate.

Nas: See, this was such an educational post. It added something new to your knowledge. =P
Checking your blog in a minute.

Talha: Thank you. =)

Aseela: YOU SHOULD. I can't go on a day without slashing this word on atleast two people.

Unknown said...

I rarely use bc. But then again, I don't use too many hindi swear words.

AcetylCholine said...

When you start using swear words, please include this at the top of your list. :P

Aych said...

Awesome!!!!!
This shall be my Favorite-all-time-use cuss word.

Ali Kazmi said...

You got shocked at seeing only 'bc' on the projector screen?
And here I was thinking your teacher was cool enough to actually utter those beautiful words (not the letters)!

AcetylCholine said...

Purple: It should be. =D

Ali Kazmi: No, they are not that fly yet.

Anonymous said...

gradually you will learn swear words from med book terminology too, not just abbreviations ;)

BN said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA! oh my world!

One reason to get myself excited for coming into Medical! :D