Friday, June 10, 2011

I can't even facebook stalk anymore.

Medicine has destroyed my life.

This hit me hard last night, when I was stalking a popular chick's profile from my facebook last night. What? We all do that. -.-
Anyway, Instead of focusing on how bitchy the girl looked and just seething at how 'chitti' she was, I found myself staring at a certain point on her arm.
The reason? I couldn't remember what muscle had its attachment and insertion at that bone. Frustrated, after wasting almost half an hour staring at her arm, I had to google it.

Also, I start tracing the borders of the scapula every freakin' time I see a naked body. FML.

PS: Cogitated Opine changed her URL. So now you'll have to follow her again.
There. I advertised you. Now you owe me a decent lunch.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

who were you stalking??? how many times have i told you ghalat kam naa kiya karo :|

aakash said...

ROFL...
are all meds like this? :O
facebook stalking, and girls blame us, the guys for that :P

aJ

Thinking said...

hmm....stalker needs love too....

R. said...

I like how your writing is so condensed. And still says a lot.

I have to be your polar opposite.

Kiran Ashraf said...

Stalking is fun sometimes..atleast we arent killng who we stalk :)

Furree Katt said...

*hugs tight*

DUDE i changed my URL 50 million years ago and you STILL have to follow me again :(

♥♥♥

Unknown said...

LOL this post made me laugh xD

Also, what on earth does 'chitti' mean? :/

Blasphemous Aesthete said...

LOL, I understand. Totally. :D

Cheers,
Blasphemous Aesthete

Rachit said...

hehe..:D

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/News-Not-Making-News/232547793428461

Ovais said...

Everyone stalks :p

You wouldn't be studying medicine unless you wanted to, would you? :p

One day-when you're that doctor who saved a patient's life-you're going to remember this day and take back what you said about medicine destroying your life :p

Maryam A. said...

LOL.

MG said...

hahaha lol ^_^

Doodhpati said...

shukriya . bhooki.

N said...

this happens to me, except i get references to sociological studies and poems in my head. its....weird.

ishashime said...

haha. i can relate, though i don't think i'm at your level yet. xD
what does chitti mean?

Anonymous said...

True. Though I'm not in med school, I have to wiki everything that I can't seem to remember. All of a sudden, it's like I must know everything -- like all those journos out there (because I'm going to be one too).

Red Handed said...

HER ARMS!!!! :O

i pity you!! :P

Lovely post though! ROFL!

PurpleMist. said...

hahahaha
that's funny.. and kinda creepy O.O
at least that shows how passionate you are about medicine :P

Ovais said...

^^^
Chitti means a really annoying and easy to annoy person. :p

Anonymous said...

Hahaaha!! Funny.. I also do that. I'm a stalker.. who isn't? LOL.

Followed you, btw. :)

Poulomi said...

Facebook stalking rocks man.

Followed your blog. :)
I know you've heard this many times.. But your blog is ze awesome. :D

keep writing, you
xx
http://musingsofjustanothergirl.blogspot.com/

Vice Versa said...

haha dudeee, LOL.
this is why i'm afraid of medicine.
well, that and the grossness. :p

Aliza said...

Dude tell me about it. I have also been here :P medicine really rips out the small pleasures in our lives :P

R. said...

Medical student, freak.
But funny, the whole scapula bit.

blog.sahil.me said...

Hahaha, this is funny. Reminds me of a couple of my friends back in 11th grade who would try to recollect the scientific name of every animal when were out xD

I like your blog, I must say!

Faysal said...
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Faysal said...

I feel you man I swear! Med skl has ruined everything from thela bun kebabs to (from what my friends say *blue-eyed look*) pornos :P

MothSmokeLover said...

This is hilarious. Totally relatable!

Unknown said...

Well,there isn't everyone around you is doctor :P so we couldn't understand even a single word ! :D

Pri said...

hahaha...no worries...'human anatomy' often does that to freshers...
next time dont google.flip a cunningham's open instead--thtll help u remember better :)

Crimson Coral said...

hahahahahaha!!!!

been there... done that!! =p

r.alsharif said...

I admit, we all facebook stalk. Especially when i'm with my friends and we're bored with nothing better to do :P

Socially Awkward Paint Monster said...

Pretty pretty shoulder blades of pretty pretty women.

r.alsharif said...

I admit, we all facebook stalk. Especially when i'm with my friends and we're bored with nothing better to do :P

Ezazi said...

lol nice post!:P
there's no follow button on your blog..? :/

The Me. said...

Hahaha.
I was eating chicken today. And i was like. Ooooo. Thin-membrane-y-thingy! Fascia!

-.-

Zeba said...

Haha. This is great. I have decided that I like you. I don't promote stalking though. Just saying. :-P

Ovais said...

I can see how badly medicine has destroyed your life. No new posts after this one. :o :p

CookieCrumbsInc. said...

Lol, seriously? Traditionally naked bodies are supposed to turn you on...:P

What's chitti?

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Komal Ali said...

Haha, MBBS?
Good luck! :-)

Angelique said...

Haha I am going to crawl in a hole and stay there forever the day they start showing people who has viewed their profiles. I have to say I've never stared at certain points of people etc. But that is Awesome:P

Vice Versa said...

YOU ARE A TO BE DOCTOR. :O thats cool.
a couple of days ago, for some really weird reason, i started liking bio, and now i wish i had chosen it back in grade ten. this is the first time i have ever felt this way about biology.