Wednesday, December 7, 2011
You lose a part of your brain when you enter medschool.
FakeFriend: Haye. Look at that guy! *points to a group of guys*
Me: Which one?
FakeFriend: Wau jo center mein nai khara hua. Woh.
Me: Acha. So?
FakeFriend: Daikh tau sai.
Me: Whats so special about him? Does he have two penises instead of the usual one?
FakeFriend: Dafa hau. He is as normal as you can think of. Yaaaaaaaaaar. I want to get married to him.
Me: THAT guy!? I thought he was the ugliest piece on earth.
FakeFriend: Fuck you.
Me: No seriously. I mean, just bloody look at him.
FakeFriend: *obviously losing her patience*
Me: Retard hai man! For all we know he probably sells crack in Saddar too. Maybe drives around in a taxi and drug-rapes innocent kids and all. Upar se shakal se he rapist lagta hai.
FakeFriend: WERE YOU NOT LISTENING WHEN HE DIAGNOSED ALL THOSE THREE CASES CORRECTLY? WITHOUT A SINGLE MISTAKE! SOCH YAAR. What else does a girl need!
Excuse me while I throw myself off the topmost tower.
Also, we found THIS room in our college.
Readers who might qualify as a potential rapist sometime in the future can thank me now!
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33 comments:
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
you guys make me wish i had gone for medschool =(
and the photo 0_0. whoa.
Tags <3
You <3
bet you had me in mind when you posted the photo =D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAso you are not dead after all :p :p i had lost all hope fer a new post from yuh
loved the post x
Hahahaha. Oh dear.
MUGHLIYA HATHYAAR. *loat poat*
Lolololol.
I read this in the staffroom and I almost laughed out loud!
Egg that friend :P
HAWWWWW NEVER!!
hahahhaha yaaaaar.
There are 25 guys in my clss and atleast 10 look like rapists to me O_o
Ishpecial request : Blog MORE!! :P
Damn. Its people like you who screw up the little chances I have.
LOL :D
And where the heck is this room? I've never seen it O_o
LOL. likes. :D
You lose a part of ur brain when you enter prep school and end up losing 100 percent brain after graduation :p STORY OF OUR LIVES. :D :P
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I am sure you will end up with a asa banda :p
omg REFRESHING is the word that best describes your post for me.
i enjoyed it... i really did
applause..! :)
tc
hahahahahahhahahaha - you are so funny
I'm so glad I'm not heading to med school =O
@AcetylCholine
Nice blog........
By the way,how does a rapist look like? I mean how you differentiate between rapist and non -rapist...Please clarify.
Your tags are funnier than your post ;p :D
lol
uff seriously couldn't agree more!!
nice one...
THAT ROOM (cell) in your college.
GAWD. We need a couple of those in our college too. =D
you have been awarded on my blog.
Hahaha! Oh dear Lord.
LOL =D (notice the caps)
What goes on in that room?? =o
funny ;D
Passing to say hi to my best wishes for these dates as indicated
and for the new year arrives that your wishes are met
Happy New Year 2012!.
A hug.
that conversation opened my eyes. Now I can go and jump off the fifth floor with a laugh.
We had a making out room in school where everyone went to make out. But it was also called the bunking room. I think I used it to bunk more often than to make out. Which is entirely possible, because I never made out with anyone in there. But I knew people who did. People used to make out with each other in class itself.
I had very promiscuous peers.
I just got that. Flustered to naheen tha? :P :D
Oh its not rape if it's Pakistan! Come on.
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